Leaf Joke

"What did the leaf in bed say to the leaf who was waking him up?"

"Leaf me alone! I'm tired!"

Jokes for Sunday afternoon

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Owl"

"Owl who?"

"We know they say 'who'!"

Pepsi

"What did one Pepsi say to the other Pepsi?"

"Hey, we're the same!"